THE DARK ANGELS ARE COMING

OMG!

New Covid dangers! The new strains.

Now from South Africa! Yet another immigrant caravan! Of deadly new viruses! Who could be FLYING them in?
Rev Paula White? White House spiritual advisor? When you "ordered" those "angels from Africa" to save King Trump as America's president ... Did you check that number before you dialed? Oh... You did.

There was a shortage of angelic armies for Trump's cause from Africa?
Well, Paula, I'm a specialist in angelic contact. I'll see who's available. But sometimes we have to make do with whoever is willing to help.
How about the Angelic legions of Black Panther from tropical Africa? The champions of divine justice after 5 centuries of the slave trade? They weren't being helpful?

Well... Sometimes they can be sensitive about that rebel flag you folks keep flying. Every free black was enslaved under that flag's advance. So maybe while you all are trying to steal the votes of millions of black Americans ... It might be the wrong visual. For Black Panther. Just sayin'.

What about The divine Angelic Protectors of the last great wild animal preserves on earth? Surely, watching the Trumps hunt their precious endangered charges to extinction can't be taking up all their time? Maybe they could raise a troop of elephants to fight for Trump's coronation.
No? Were they just too busy to help?
Probably just a scheduling conflict.

But of course Paula, you called upon those most powerful Archangels of the Nile river?
The ones that sheltered baby Moses the Liberator of the slaves ... Future leader of a famous immigrant caravan I believe. And baby Jesus ... the seeker of asylum, an impoverished immigrant in a foreign land? These angels of the Nile River are so compassionate to the stranger. That's One of the great principles of the faith of Islam, Which is cherished upon its shores.

... What?! Apparently THESE TOO were also otherwise engaged? You TOLD them it was for God's anointed one. Right?
So how did we wind up with ...?

So,Paula. The Nile Archangels suggested the APARTHEID AVENGER Angels from the Drakensberg (dragon) mountains of South Africa? Oh ... You didn't check their references? You called in THEM? ....to help DONALD TRUMP?
Oh ... You didn't know about "Apartheid" in South Africa?

Or that it was the first "war" in which microbes were weaponized by the whites against black fighters for justice?

Oh sh**!

Paula WHITE? Did you keep the receipts? Is there even a refund department?
Too late. That clap of lightning over the heartland of the Confederate Slavocracy ... South Carolina. Where The first shots of the civil war were fired. The heavens are opening. (Yes that's exactly where it has landed on our shores) OMG! You can hear that diabolical laughter mixing with the pounding of African drums to the heartbeat of vengeance, amidst the desperate screech of ambulance sirens and the ominous hissing of ventilators.

Forget releasing the Kraken. You, Paula, have brought down vengeance from the Dragon after 400 years of racial injustice.

WHOOPS .

Oh ... Here's my letter of resignation from your angelic recruitment team.
(FYI I'm going to recommend that God's Anointed One not attempt to stiff my Institute for the bill like he does everyone else. I have friends deadlier than these... And they go THROUGH walls. Capice? )

So ... Here it is! As the curtain opens on 2021.
Straight from the fetid slums of Johannesburg. (Itself a monument to apartheid) in the shadow of the dragon mountains.
and brought to you by Paula White and the "Angels of Africa for Trump" in conjunction with America's Christian Evangelical Movement!

Drum roll...

The new deadly South African strain of COVID19!!

Much more communicable!

Maybe more deadly!

But worst of all Paula!
Maybe even developing resistance to the VACCINE!!
NO! NOT THE VACCINE!

Is it POSSIBLE the silver bullet we've all been waiting for is not gonna be so effective after all? What a shock!! Someone fetch me a brandy! I'm getting dizzy. A horror beyond belief!
WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED!!?

Well ... Anyone ...
Like Dr. Fauchi, like any epidemiologist, like me , anyone who is familiar with the Science of microbial disease could have guessed. It was unavoidable. I'll still take that brandy though. Let me slip on my lab coat. Here's the science.
You see ... While COVID19 is far more lethal than most flu viruses (2.7% mortality overall in America. vs. 0.2% estimated for flus) it is a flu virus. And like all flu viruses it is an RNA virus. Unlike DNA viruses like polio or smallpox which have a stable genetic structure, RNA viruses are constantly mutating.

Medical science comes up with a new flu shot formula every year because of the crazy vulnerability to mutation ("mutability") of regular flu viruses. And many years the virus outsmarts the scientists and makes that years vaccine largely ineffectual by mutating in a new direction.

And flu viruses ... Especially new arrivals to the human population, like bird flu And COVID, are especially prone to mutations that make them more effective at spreading and infecting others. And the larger the population pool they have to exploit, the faster such strains develop. The chances of new more communicable strains like this appearing in one year amidst a fluid population of millions of human genetic Petri dishes spewing RNA viruses? Close to 100%. We've done the math. It's just the law of probability. 100%.

Welcome to the Science of flu RNA viruses!

So Paula White ... it turns out ordering angels from Africa to fly over in the name of "Jesus blood" to help the orange tyrant overturn a fair election...
Probably didn't cause the new strain to arrive on our shores.

Nevertheless, to be absolutely sure the Institute's angelic office has mounted an investigation into your prayers. It seems we had a routing problem.

Paula , your prayers were routed ... Perhaps accidentally ... From the "Critical Resources Instant Manifestation Emergency" (CRIME) file...God's critical emergency desktop file on archangel missions...

(At least Paula you can hope that's what CRIME stands for. I'm not entirely sure ...)

To the angelic Comedy Central channel.
Sorry. Your prayers Paula were very entertaining for thousands of Angels on staff. Zero chance of any action from God's manifestation emergency team.
Their laughter is So sweet, So high and melodic, like delicate chimes. In faces of every color filled with loving radiance. What a privilege for a mere clinical investigator like myself to be transfixed by their presence.

"So Angels from Africa now! No wonder the heavens haven't opened sweeties! Lol."
(Some unnamed sources have told me Paula is probably lucky this CRIME never made it to God's desk.)
So Paula White's prayers had nothing at all to do with creating the new deadly strain. I'll cancel that angelic services billing. Well, Damn them all ... apparently that's being handled.

And as for the ever shifting moral values of America's most dangerous virus ... The conservative Christian Movement?

Apparently that's being handled also.
Still ...
Jesus we need your angels of faith and compassion more than ever now that they are poisoning your well.

Well, back to viruses we can bring under control ...

Because of this science, medicine has for decades placed a greater emphasis on prevention ... on maintaining active health and a strong immune system ... than on seeking some "magic bullet" like a vaccine to preserve our health from these kinds of viruses.

Dr. Fauchi has frequently warned Americans not to depend too heavily on a vaccine as the magic bullet. Okay. The guy has only been studying corona viruses for 45 years. Maybe we could start listening to the Science. Please.

Be prepared for the new reality of covid.

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